- We got a new President named Barack Obama. He is doing great, in his first 11 months? Yes, that is a question, because I do not know the answer.
- "Soul Food," was finally added to the menu in the White House. It was only a matter of time!
- The Balloon Boy captured our imagination, while the police captured his parents.
- Tiger Woods has an affair with Jaimee Grubbs.
- We got more stimulus checks, only to have the Government ask for some of them back due to overpayment.
- SAAB, Pontiac, and Saturn shut their doors forever. Hummer was forced out of the States only to return as a Chinese car manufacturer. Can you say "Sichuan Tengzhong?" Neither can I, but I think it means, "Good riddance, gas hog," in Chinese.
- Tiger Woods has an affair with Rachel Uchitel.
- The Swine Flu started to attack our Mexican brothers and sisters. We fought back with the H1N1 Virus. However, we have not come up with an effective way to kill the almighty cockroach.
- Tiger Woods has an affair with Kalika Moquin, while having an affair with Holly Sampson.
- Michael Jackson...enough said!
- Obama gets awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. Mr. Obama said he was, "surprised and humbled." We are still surprised; who was he going up against, "the Washington Sniper?"
- Speaking of the "Washington Sniper," he was executed.
- Tiger Woods has an affair with everybody.
- "Cash for Clunkers" rejuvenated car sales for 3 short weeks.
- Car sales hit an all-time low in November of 2009. Thank you, "Cash for Clunkers!"
- Transformers 2 was the number 1 movie of the year.
- Kanye West set black people back 30 years with his insensitive remarks.
- Elin Nordgren files for divorce from Tiger Woods.
This is one of those years personally, that I can't wait to forget. It was the worst year in the car business since I have been in it. Mazda, however, made a profit; so all is right with the world...zoom-zoom.forever.
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